There are so many different kinds
of pies in the world; apple, blueberry, raspberry, cherry, key lime, and most importantly
pumpkin. Just imagine a big slice of your grandma’s homemade pumpkin pie with
so much whipped cream the pie has almost disappeared sitting right in front of
you after a huge feast. That’s the way I eat mine. That’s the only way to eat
it. I don’t understand people who just put one itty bitty little baby dot of
whipped cream right in the middle of their piece of pie. What’s the point? How
far is that going to get you? Nowhere. You got to go big or go home on Thanksgiving.
If you claim to hate pumpkin
pie, you’re lying. Not liking pumpkin
pie is like not liking cider mill donuts…everyone likes them. Most people who
eat cider mill donuts feel guilty afterwards because they are so fattening, but
pumpkin pie is guilt free because it’s technically a vegetable and a fruit! Plus,
by this time during the feast, you have already probably eaten your weight in
turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing, so it’s a little too late for guilt. There
is no question that pumpkin pie is the best thing to eat at Thanksgiving.
